20 5 / 2013
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
(Source: theyfoundeachother, via gotproperdead)
20 5 / 2013
you know what’s weird
hair
like it can’t be cold or warm hair
when you touch it its just
hair temperature
this site i swear to god
Unless you stand in the sun for an hour when your hair is like dark brown or some shit, when I touch my hair that shit is on fucking fire
(via chanoeys)
20 5 / 2013
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
(via markbellygrino)
20 5 / 2013
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via gotproperdead)
20 5 / 2013
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
(via jewbeard)
20 5 / 2013
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
(via supermerwholocked)
20 5 / 2013
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
ow
(Source: shalrath, via supermerwholocked)
